Tag: Michelle Obama

Baracktrema Obamai, The Worm

Baracktrema Obamai, The Worm

[ 0 ] September 15, 2016 |

It has come to my attention that a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtle’s blood, a skinny two inch long creature, has been named after President Barack Obama. ‘Baracktrema obamai’ is a newly discovered species related to a parasite that can cause a devastating disease in humans. Scientist Thomas Platt who discovered this new […]

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Don’t Allow Fruit Loops In Our Bathrooms!

Don’t Allow Fruit Loops In Our Bathrooms!

[ 0 ] April 26, 2016 |

During a news conference in London last week, Barack Obama took the time to address a very important international issue, the North Carolina Law that requires transgender people to use public bathrooms that correspond to their gender designation at birth. With Prime Minister David Cameron by his side, it was an important diplomatic moment for […]

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Michelle Obama’s Food Fight, a Cornucopia Full of Disgrace and Deceit

Michelle Obama’s Food Fight, a Cornucopia Full of Disgrace and Deceit

[ 5 ] March 25, 2014 |

  Bill Yosses, the White House pastry chef, has resigned and is moving on this June. Yosses was hired in 2007 by Laura Bush to make cookie plates and sugar sculptures. After Michelle Obama requested that dishes be lower in fat and sugar and served in smaller portions, he began replacing butter with fruit puree, […]

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Michelle Obama, the New 8th Wonder of the World!

Michelle Obama, the New 8th Wonder of the World!

[ 5 ] March 18, 2014 |

Michelle Obama, her daughters, and her mother are in China this week without President Obama, who has his own trip planned to Europe and Saudi Arabia. It has created a bit of a national crisis because of all the in-fighting going on over who gets Air Force One and who gets Air Force Two because there […]

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