Like a medicine man selling his annual snake-oil to the American people, Obama used the SOTUS and the help of his Marxist shills to once again sell his fraudulent goods. Just like any good play, the foundation was laid, the approach carefully prepared, the scheme exposed, the pay-offs made, the dénouement or crisis declared, and the corroboration set in motion.
Obama’s dramatic monologue on Tuesday night to his audience of dulcet Democrats reached a frenzied climax when he revealed his dénouement for the year ahead, that climate change is America’s greatest threat.
I was very relieved to learn that Mother Earth’s body heat is my biggest threat. Now I can stop polishing my gun and get back to those slow breathing Yoga exercises that will help reduce the carbon emissions that I am producing. Not only will I be saving the world, I will be getting physically fit, and then maybe Michelle Obama will stop spending my taxes on expensive choreographed “Sproutz” dance numbers that feature gays dressed up to look like broccoli.
When Je Suis John Fonda Kerry summed up the climate change threat, he referred to those of us who do not buy the climate claims as “members of the Flat Earth Society” who are “risking nothing less than the future of the entire planet” by resisting implementation of the administration’s policies. He too believes that “Climate change is directly related to the potential of greater conflict and greater instability.” “I’m telling you that there are people in parts of the world in Africa today, they fight each other over water.”
Such a naive statesman, that Kerry…even I know that you do not fight over water when you do not have a head. Those piles of bodies murdered by the Boko Haram jihadist’s are just dying to have their heads re-attached so they can fight over a gulp of water.
I can only imagine how our Commander-in-chief plans to rescue us from the threat of being too hot. Will the Pentagon start handing out free G-strings to keep us all safe and cool? If so, think of the gruesome ‘nuclear’ fallout from that! Walmart will become so R-rated that holy water will have to be offered at each entrance, Michelle will be exposing us all to who knows what…certainly some kind of unimaginable overflow coming out of her G-string, and Harry Reid will be sporting a government sponsored G-string in place of an eye patch, all the better to see us with. Oh, the horrors of climate change!
As the Obama Monologues play out, members of the Flat Earth Society should be thankful and relieved that our government has got our back and has made the calamitous climate threat our number one priority. Whew. After all, no American wants to hear the Islamist terrorists who have set up camp in America shout “Allah Abracadabra” “I heat up, I can’t cool down” while chasing us with a Machete.
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