Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots is a champion; apparently he is able to play with deflated balls and still come out a winner. He is successful, has a beautiful wife who a lot of men would give up their overinflated balls for, and has two beautiful sons and a daughter blessed with good genes. In spite of his alleged deflated balls, Brady has been able to wow sports fans with his extraordinary passes, smart plays, and multiple record- breaking wins.
Are weak balls good or bad? Physicists say that deflating balls can slightly improve the grip, but at the same time can prove to be a disadvantage because the ball can decelerate faster when you throw it. On Super Bowl Sunday, sports fans around the world will be able to decide for themselves whether weak balls are an advantage or disadvantage when Barack Hussein Obama once again makes an intrusive Super Bowl appearance for an interview with NBC’s Savannah Guthrie. Guthrie’s husband, Michael Feldman is a former Democratic political adviser and served as Vice President Al Gore’s traveling chief of staff during the 2000 presidential campaign. It should prove to be an unbiased interview not to be missed!
The ill-timed interview will probably include the usual soft ball questions like, have you replaced your retired pastry chef yet or, has your golf game improved any after six years? There is one thing for sure though, the Bergdahl desertion that resulted in the death of six of our troops and subsequent release from GITMO of five senior Taliban commanders, or the $11.9 BILLION dollars Barack is handing over to Iran to curb (wink wink) their nuclear weapons program will never be mentioned. After all, tough questions like those would remind too many Americans that the deflated balls Barack uses to run his FORWARD passes for America are not only anemic, but foreign made …shrunken balls that had better be inflated to regulation size soon or we are all in trouble.
Are there any advantages resulting from Obama’s deflated balls? Sure. American taxpayers do not have to pay to jet John Fonda Kerry around the world because no one wants to deal with a country whose leader has weak balls and chews nicotine gum so his wife does not beat him up. The other advantage is the adrenaline ‘high’ Super Bowl fans will receive while participating in the ‘Extreme Sport’ of getting off their couches during the game to violently wag porky, infidel hot dogs at the television set while calling ball-less Barack a no- good, tyrannical, Muslim.
Football fans need not worry though, impotent Barack will not be stealing the Super Bowl show this year. A stunning nearly naked blonde who seems to be hiding behind two giant melons in the new raunchy Carl’s Jr. burger ad, will easily upstage Obama because she “eats like she means it.”
Once Obama learns to ‘lead like he means it’, perhaps he too might get over five million hits on Youtube in one week, bolster his poll numbers, and not have to hide behind his wife’s fat free melons.
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