Author Archive: Cynthia J Quinn

Cynthia J Quinn is the author of inspirational Christian-themed children’s books and
“Rules For Radical Moms,” a book written to help expose and defeat Obama in the 2012 election. Cynthia’s politically incorrect writing reflects both satire and patriotic charm. Cynthia and her husband reside in North Carolina and have two grown children.

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Happy Domestic Terrorist Mother’s Day!

Happy Domestic Terrorist Mother’s Day!

[ 9 ] May 9, 2014 |

  Conservative women who pray in front of Planned Parenthood facilities are now considered to be domestic terrorists. That title sure does have a much more glamorous ring to it than “domestic housewife” does, so I will be sure to embroider “DT” onto my aprons from now on!  Hopefully my real life role as a […]

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A Rocky Mountain High That Stinks to High Heaven

A Rocky Mountain High That Stinks to High Heaven

[ 6 ] April 30, 2014 |

  Colorado is one of the most beautiful states in America. It boasts breathtaking mountains, bubbling brooks, bountiful blue skies, and broad views. It is a magnificent landscape that bursts with such an unlimited palette of colors and intricate animated patterns, only God could have imagined and created it. While backpacking along one of Colorado’s […]

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Who Will Win the Race? The Tortoise, the Hare, the Chinese, or the Americans?

Who Will Win the Race? The Tortoise, the Hare, the Chinese, or the Americans?

[ 4 ] April 22, 2014 |

  The “Tortoise and the Hare” is an Aesop fable about a hare who ridicules a slow-moving tortoise and challenges him to a race. The egotistical, pompous hare takes off and is so confident he will win, the hare decides to take a long nap. When the hare awakens he finds out, much to his […]

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Will America be “Saved by the Bell?” The Devil is in the Details

Will America be “Saved by the Bell?” The Devil is in the Details

[ 7 ] April 16, 2014 |

  The Easter Egg Roll is the longest held annual presidential tradition, dating back to 1878 when President Rutherford B. Hayes officially opened the White House grounds to local children for egg rolling on Easter Monday. The theme this year is “Hop into Healthy, Swing into Shape.” The White House posted the following on their […]

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The Melting Pot is Being Stirred Up By Anti-American Radicals

The Melting Pot is Being Stirred Up By Anti-American Radicals

[ 5 ] April 8, 2014 |

  In 1908, Israel Zangwill wrote a play entitled “The Melting Pot.” The hero of the play proclaims; “America is God’s Crucible, the great Melting Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming…Germans and Frenchmen, Irishmen and Englishmen, Jews and Russians-into the Crucible with you all! God is making the American.” When […]

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Pelosi’s Cup Runneth Over With Water From the Swamp

Pelosi’s Cup Runneth Over With Water From the Swamp

[ 3 ] April 1, 2014 |

  On March 27th, during the Lenten season, Democratic Minority Speaker of the House, Catholic Nancy Pelosi was awarded the Margaret Sanger Award, an award presented annually to recognize leadership, excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement. She joins Hillary Clinton in the Sanger Slaughter Hall of Fame. The good news […]

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Michelle Obama’s Food Fight, a Cornucopia Full of Disgrace and Deceit

Michelle Obama’s Food Fight, a Cornucopia Full of Disgrace and Deceit

[ 5 ] March 25, 2014 |

  Bill Yosses, the White House pastry chef, has resigned and is moving on this June. Yosses was hired in 2007 by Laura Bush to make cookie plates and sugar sculptures. After Michelle Obama requested that dishes be lower in fat and sugar and served in smaller portions, he began replacing butter with fruit puree, […]

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Michelle Obama, the New 8th Wonder of the World!

Michelle Obama, the New 8th Wonder of the World!

[ 5 ] March 18, 2014 |

Michelle Obama, her daughters, and her mother are in China this week without President Obama, who has his own trip planned to Europe and Saudi Arabia. It has created a bit of a national crisis because of all the in-fighting going on over who gets Air Force One and who gets Air Force Two because there […]

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Saint Patrick Would Have Booted O’bama out of Ireland!

Saint Patrick Would Have Booted O’bama out of Ireland!

[ 5 ] March 11, 2014 |

Legend has it that the Patron Saint of Ireland, St. Patrick, rid the island of snakes, chasing them into the sea after they began attacking him during a 40 day fast he undertook on top of a hill. But, scientists have concluded that St. Patrick had nothing to do with Ireland’s snake-free status, that the […]

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Will Our First Black President Succeed in Enslaving America?

Will Our First Black President Succeed in Enslaving America?

[ 8 ] February 24, 2014 |

  Al Sharpton and Barack Obama just had another top level racist pow wow at the White House where they decided that blacks suffer disproportionately from having to work without getting the proper wages. According to Sharpton, “It’s not just having a job; but having wages that are guaranteed to provide for our families. We […]

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